Gordon, 28, an aspiring animator, leaves his home in Oregon to sell his ideas to Hollywood. After being told, correctly, that they are quite possibly the most stupid ideas ever and that he needs to spend time rethinking them, he moves back home. But his father, never a kind man, escalates his mean treatment of his rather unconventional son. Meanwhile, Gord has fallen for Betty, an attractive doctor at the hospital where his friend is staying; she happens to use a wheelchair, and to delight in having her paralyzed legs beaten with a bamboo cane; her sexual aggression intimidates him. Gord's family goes to a psychiatrist, and he lies to her that his father molests Gord's brother, Freddy; Gord neglects to mention that Freddy is 25. Soon, Gordon has the house to himself, and comes up with a winning animated series, "Zebras in America" based on his own family. All this is really a framework on which Tom Green hangs his usual crazy stunts. Tom Green plays Gord Brody, a slacker who dreams of becoming an animator for cartoon shows. He is forced to move back in with his parents, but then refuses to leave. Along the way, he sexually pleasures various farm animals, licks open flesh wounds, accuses his father of molesting his brother, goes scuba diving in a toilet, plays an organ with several sausages attached to it which are suspended in midair, and does a bunch of other stuff that is too insane, offensive, disgusting, or weird to be mentioned here. 好食懶飛搞搞震,氣得父親“紮紮”跳 !電視搞笑高手湯格連自編自導自演處女作! 終日游手好閒,已經廿八歲了,一直夢想成為荷里活卡通片動畫大師的葛,終於有機會一嚐夢想的工作,但只是暫時性,跟著又跑去芝士工廠做無聊的工作。最後,葛決定回到家去,但父親占士則希望他能長大成熟點,搬離他們,像弟弟法迪般,找一份像樣的工作。葛與父親占士因此事展開父子大戰,葛想出不少古靈精怪的方法來氣父親,弄得占士七竅生煙,使人捧腹大笑……
在阳光明媚的日子里,灰太狼突然闯入羊村,虽然他被小羊羊们击退,却把村长的变身魔毯打劫回去。表现英勇的喜羊羊受到伙伴们的称赞,而懒羊羊对此反而有些愤愤不平。为了证明自己的实力,他将慢羊羊的时空照相机错认为手枪,将其偷走后闯入狼堡。得知消息的喜羊羊匆匆赶去营救,结果在混乱之中被卷入时空乱流回到了远古时代,灰太狼和懒羊羊更被魔毯互换了身体。灰太狼无意中被原始羊的千金相为驸马,懒羊羊则成为几只笨狼的首领。
该剧讲述了代号“山豹”的中共特工赵文忠与日本人斗智斗勇,成功保卫了国家领土与宝藏的故事。
奇鱼县渔女阿狸被选做海神新娘海祭,随船来到海岛。洞房花烛夜,阿狸竟发现丈夫海神焱是一个半兽人。后来阿狸误入密室,发现了冰棺新娘的秘密。孤苦无依的阿狸终日在海边与一只能够幻化成人形的大鱼相伴,天长日久,两人相爱。阿狸怀孕后被焱囚禁,海大鱼却不知其踪;侍女海芙蓉主动打开囚室,救走阿狸,不曾想,等待她的,却是一场等待已久的阴谋……
Apple TV+ announced that the NAACP Image Award-winning mystery anthology series “Truth Be Told,” starring and executive produced by Academy Award winner Octavia Spencer, has been renewed for a third season. Created and executive produced by Nichelle Tramble Spellman, season three of “Truth Be Told” will be helmed by Maisha Closson (“Claws,” “How to Get Away with Murder”), who will also serve as showrunner and executive producer. The complete first and second seasons of the addictive series are now streaming on Apple TV+.
故事发生在美国西弗吉利亚的亨廷顿小镇上,那里有一支令全镇人民骄傲不已,同时也在全美国大学校队中位处顶尖的马歇尔大学橄榄球队。长久以来,马歇尔大学橄榄球队早已成为了当地历史的一部分,一代又一代队员们坚韧不拔的运动精神在时间和汗水中不断的被传承着。
别名:Morgane et ses nymphes Girl Slaves of Morgana Le Fay一个神秘主义的故事,关于两个度假的女孩,在夏日,她们驾车穿行在山间公路,影影绰绰的树林带着夏日的暖意,她们兴高采烈谈论着什么,未来的路在此刻定下了基调。 她们驱车来到一个中世纪格调的酒吧,酒吧的坐客面目狰狞、神情古怪,女孩们有些害怕了,好心的酒保劝她俩远离这个令人不安的村子,可是,女孩们正是无所顾忌的年纪,在夜色沉沉里,她们继续上路了。 影片以一个悬疑的开始使得观众的心一直揪着,那么黑夜将带给他们怎样的旅程。 迷雾升起,她们的车如同遭遇了 ;鬼打墙怎么开总是回到了原地,几次尝试后,两人放弃了徒劳的举动,找了一个地方睡下,等待黎明的来到。 安娜轻抚着弗兰克茜,撩拨着弗兰克茜的欲 情,宁静的乡野只有秋虫鸣唱和弗兰克茜的呢喃,她们热烈的爱 抚直到静静睡去。 清晨,弗兰克茜醒来,发现安娜不见了,一个古代装束的侏儒引导她登上了无人自渡的小舟神秘的古堡里充满了情 色,女孩们披着薄纱相互愉悦。 在弗兰克茜寻找安娜的过程中,她遭遇了神秘古堡中的女主人莫格娜,莫格娜为了长生不老以永葆青春为诱惑从而囚禁女孩的灵魂(这个情节和《浮士德》如出一辙),而女孩们就成为了笼中囚鸟,在虚幻中生活,再也没有了通向真实世间的勇气,而弗兰克茜靠机智和对真实生活的热爱,在小侏儒的帮助下终于离开了这个虚无之地。
第一次,总是刻骨铭心。吸血鬼少女茱丽叶准备出手猎杀第一个猎物。她锁定新搬来镇上、名叫克莱欧佩的女孩。然而出乎她意料,克莱欧碧居然是吸血鬼猎人。茱丽叶和克莱欧碧都发现,对方不是容易解决的对手,却是容易倾心的对象…… 《一猎钟情》第 1 季将于 6 月 10 日首播,Netflix 独家。
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故事发生在南北战争期间,教会学校的女学生马莉(艾蒂森·里克 Addison Riecke 饰)在无意之中遇见了身负重伤的北方士兵迈克伯尼(柯林·法瑞尔 Colin Farrell 饰),善良的马莉将迈克伯尼带回了寄宿学校之中,丝毫没有考虑到迈克伯尼的存在会让这所由玛莎小姐(妮可·基德曼 Nicole Kidman 饰)一人苦苦支撑维系的女子寄宿学校带来怎样的威胁。 身为学校里唯一的男性,迈克伯尼的出现犹如一颗石子投入了平静的水面,掀起了阵阵涟漪。不仅仅是语文老师艾德维娜(克尔斯滕·邓斯特 Kirsten Dunst 饰)无法自持的受到前者的吸引,就连情窦初开的懵懂女生艾丽西亚(艾丽·范宁 Elle Fanning 饰)亦按耐不住内心的躁动。